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Stand-up since 2013 · Comedy Cellar regular (per his bio)
Geoffrey Asmus
Album: Prodigal Little Bitch · Special: The Only Funny White Man · Podcast: You’re An Idiot
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Who is Geoffrey Asmus?
Geoffrey Asmus is an American stand-up comedian. According to his Punchup bio, he began performing in 2013, was selected as a New Face at Just For Laughs Montreal, and has been featured on FOX’s Laughs and Kevin Hart’s LOL Network. The same bio calls him a regular at the Comedy Cellar and says he has opened for Sam Morril, Mark Normand, Dan Soder, Daniel Sloss, Dave Attell and Ari Shaffir. In 2021 he released his first album, Prodigal Little Bitch, through 800 Pound Gorilla Records, and his special The Only Funny White Man premiered on YouTube on July 20, 2023. He co-hosts the podcast You’re An Idiot. His official site, whitecomedian.com, carries his tour schedule.
Sources: Punchup bio (self-supplied) · official site · Comedy Club Tracker (sources per date below)
Career timeline
- 2013Starts stand-up
- JFLNew Face at Just For Laughs Montreal
- TVFOX’s Laughs; Kevin Hart’s LOL Network
- 2021Album Prodigal Little Bitch (800 Pound Gorilla)
- 2023The Only Funny White Man on YouTube (July 20)
Podcast & show guest appearances
16 verified guest appearances by Geoffrey Asmus on other people’s shows (their own podcasts are excluded), newest first.
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Funny In Failure
#348: Geoffrey Asmus – Telling The Joke You're Proud Of
Stand-Up On The Spot
SOTS NYC: Josh Johnson, Joe List, Chris Redd, Geoffrey Asmus & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 95
The Al Franken Podcast
Trae Crowder and Geoffrey Asmus on Comedy and Politics
Co-Host Wanted with Mike Feeney
GEOFFREY ASMUS "I Outran a Doberman!" | Co-Host Wanted with Mike Feeney
Toonen to Dillon Podcast
GEOFFREY ASMUS JOINS THE GUYS | Toonen To Dillon | Episode 87
See all 16 guest appearances
Stand-Up On The Spot
SOTS NYC: Neal Brennan, Ian Fidance, Geoffrey Asmus, Drew Dunn, Lee Syatt & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 84
Soder
102: Skynet is Here with Geoffrey Asmus | Soder Podcast | EP 100
Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!
YKWD #605 | Geoffrey Asmus, Keegan Tindall, & Devon Hall | Essperimenting
Each episode matched in the show’s own podcast feed.
Album, special and podcast
On record
Prodigal Little Bitch (2021) and the YouTube special The Only Funny White Man (2023), both named in his Punchup bio.
You’re An Idiot
The podcast he co-hosts (Punchup bio).
People
- Sam Morril, Mark Normand, Dan Soder, Daniel Sloss, Dave Attell and Ari Shaffir, comics he has opened for (Punchup bio)
Places
- Comedy Cellar, New York (a regular, per his bio)
- Montreal (Just For Laughs New Faces)
Specials, albums & books
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- Prodigal Little Bitch (comedy album, 2021, 800 Pound Gorilla Records) · source: Punchup bio · Amazon search link
- The Only Funny White Man (stand-up special, 2023 (YouTube)) · source: Punchup bio · Amazon search link
Geoffrey Asmus live dates & lineups
From our comedy tracker: dates, rooms, roles and who opened, each with its source. Updated Saturday, October 17, 2026.
Upcoming dates
Nov 6–8, 2026
Confirmed · 2 sources
Cobb's Comedy Club club
San Francisco, CA
Role not listed by the source
- 7:00 PMTickets for Fri Nov 6 ↗
- 7:00 PMTickets for Sat Nov 7 ↗
- 6:00 PMTickets for Sun Nov 8 ↗
Sources: Club calendar Punchup
Nov 13–14, 2026
Unverified · 1 source
Rumor's Comedy Club
Winnipeg, MB
Role not listed by the source
- 7:15 PMTickets for Fri Nov 13 ↗
- 7:15 PMTickets for Sat Nov 14 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Nov 15, 2026
Unverified · 1 source
Gramercy Theatre
New York, NY
Role not listed by the source
- 7:00 PMTickets for Sun Nov 15 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Nov 20–22, 2026
Unverified · 1 source
DC Improv Comedy Club & Restaurant
Washington, DC
Role not listed by the source
- 7:30 PMTickets for Fri Nov 20 ↗
- 7:00 PMTickets for Sat Nov 21 ↗
- 7:00 PMTickets for Sun Nov 22 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Show 26 more runs through May 16, 2027
Dec 2–6, 2026
Unverified · 1 source
Comedy Works Downtown
Denver, CO
Role not listed by the source
- 7:00 PMTickets for Wed Dec 2 ↗
- 7:30 PMTickets for Thu Dec 3 ↗
- 7:15 PMTickets for Fri Dec 4 ↗
- 7:00 PMTickets for Sat Dec 5 ↗
- 6:00 PMTickets for Sun Dec 6 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Dec 10–13, 2026
Unverified · 1 source
The Comedy Store – La Jolla
La Jolla, CA
Role not listed by the source
- 7:00 PMTickets for Thu Dec 10 ↗
- 7:00 PMTickets for Fri Dec 11 ↗
- 7:00 PMTickets for Sat Dec 12 ↗
- 6:00 PMTickets for Sun Dec 13 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Dec 17–19, 2026
Unverified · 1 source
Helium Comedy Club – Atlanta
Atlanta, GA
Role not listed by the source
- 7:30 PMTickets for Thu Dec 17 ↗
- 7:00 PMTickets for Fri Dec 18 ↗
- 7:00 PMTickets for Sat Dec 19 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Jan 2, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
The Plus
Eau Claire, WI
Role not listed by the source
- 6:00 PMTickets for Sat Jan 2 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Jan 3, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
The West Theatre
Duluth, MN
Role not listed by the source
- 7:00 PMTickets for Sun Jan 3 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Jan 14–17, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
The Creek and the Cave club
Austin, TX
Role not listed by the source
- 8:00 PMTickets for Thu Jan 14 ↗
- 7:00 PMTickets for Fri Jan 15 ↗
- 7:00 PMTickets for Sat Jan 16 ↗
- 8:00 PMTickets for Sun Jan 17 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Jan 22–23, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
Funny Bone Comedy Club – Omaha
Omaha, NE
Role not listed by the source
- 7:00 PMTickets for Fri Jan 22 ↗
- 6:30 PMTickets for Sat Jan 23 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Feb 4–7, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
The Den Theatre
Chicago, IL
Role not listed by the source
- 7:15 PMTickets for Thu Feb 4 ↗
- 7:15 PMTickets for Fri Feb 5 ↗
- 7:15 PMTickets for Sat Feb 6 ↗
- 7:15 PMTickets for Sun Feb 7 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Feb 19–20, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
Funny Bone Comedy Club – Columbus
Columbus, OH
Role not listed by the source
- 7:00 PMTickets for Fri Feb 19 ↗
- 6:30 PMTickets for Sat Feb 20 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Feb 26–27, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
Funny Bone Comedy Club – Richmond
Richmond, VA
Role not listed by the source
- 7:00 PMTickets for Fri Feb 26 ↗
- 6:30 PMTickets for Sat Feb 27 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Mar 5, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
The Intersection
Grand Rapids, MI
Role not listed by the source
- 7:30 PMTickets for Fri Mar 5 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Mar 6, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
Schrott Center for the Arts
Indianapolis, IN
Role not listed by the source
- 6:00 PMTickets for Sat Mar 6 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Mar 7, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
Ludlow Garage
Cincinnati, OH
Role not listed by the source
- 7:00 PMTickets for Sun Mar 7 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Mar 12–13, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
Helium Comedy Club – Buffalo
Buffalo, NY
Role not listed by the source
- 7:00 PMTickets for Fri Mar 12 ↗
- 7:00 PMTickets for Sat Mar 13 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Mar 14, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
Funny Bone Comedy Club – Albany
Albany, NY
Role not listed by the source
- 6:00 PMTickets for Sun Mar 14 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Apr 2, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
The Vogel
Red Bank, NJ
Role not listed by the source
- 7:30 PMTickets for Fri Apr 2 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Apr 3, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
District Music Hall
Norwalk, CT
Role not listed by the source
- 7:00 PMTickets for Sat Apr 3 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Apr 16–17, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
Helium Comedy Club – St. Louis
St. Louis, MO
Role not listed by the source
- 7:00 PMTickets for Fri Apr 16 ↗
- 7:00 PMTickets for Sat Apr 17 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Apr 18, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
Springfield Comedy Club
Springfield, MO
Role not listed by the source
- 7:00 PMTickets for Sun Apr 18 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Apr 28–30, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
The Riot Comedy Club
Houston, TX
Role not listed by the source
- 7:00 PMTickets for Wed Apr 28 ↗
- 9:00 PMTickets for Thu Apr 29 ↗
- 7:00 PMTickets for Fri Apr 30 ↗
Sources: Punchup
May 1, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
Texas Theatre
Dallas, TX
Role not listed by the source
- 7:00 PMTickets for Sat May 1 ↗
Sources: Punchup
May 13–15, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
Side Splitters Comedy Club club
Tampa, FL
Role not listed by the source
- 7:30 PMTickets for Thu May 13 ↗
- 7:30 PMTickets for Fri May 14 ↗
- 5:30 PMTickets for Sat May 15 ↗
Sources: Punchup
May 16, 2027
Unverified · 1 source
Funny Bone Comedy Club – Orlando
Orlando, FL
Role not listed by the source
- 6:00 PMTickets for Sun May 16 ↗
Sources: Punchup
Past performances
Openers & features
Geoffrey opened for
None recorded yet. Club pages almost never print opener or feature names for Geoffrey Asmus’s shows, so this fills in as sources confirm them.
Opened for Geoffrey
None recorded yet. Club pages almost never print opener or feature names for Geoffrey Asmus’s shows, so this fills in as sources confirm them.
Momentum
No momentum note yet. Our tracker started on Oct 14, 2026 (31 runs logged since), so there is no earlier period to compare bookings against. A note appears only when the data supports one.
Said on podcasts
No podcast mentions logged yet.
More on Geoffrey
- Official site: whitecomedian.com
- Punchup tour listing
- MSN: Tuesdays with Stories #617 (named in the show notes)
How we check: a run shows as confirmed only when two independent sources agree on it (for example the club’s own calendar plus a ticketing listing, or Geoffrey naming the dates on a podcast). Everything else stays unverified until a second source turns up. Roles appear only when a source states them. Know a date or an opener we missed? Use the form below.
Geoffrey Asmus FAQ
Who is Geoffrey Asmus?
An American stand-up comedian, a Comedy Cellar regular per his bio, with the album Prodigal Little Bitch and the special The Only Funny White Man.
Where can I watch The Only Funny White Man?
It premiered on YouTube on July 20, 2023 (Punchup bio).
Is Geoffrey Asmus on tour?
Our tracker lists 60 upcoming dates; his schedule is on whitecomedian.com.
Geoffrey Asmus tickets
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